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    6/24/2005
    Friday Joke
    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
    "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you
    don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a
    diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the
    computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten
    seconds and costs ten dollars.a lot cheaper than a doctor."

    So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

    He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine
    sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the
    computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in
    warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
    Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

    That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe

    began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
    water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and
    daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to
    Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
    concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:

    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
    2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
    5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
    Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.


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