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    To Birth Story or Not to Birth Story that is the Question.
    Part One - Because I have a baaaaaby who requires regular feedings and things..... and a BIG GIRL who needs to come home from school and usually wants to be fed as well :)

    Or should I say continue the story since little did I know that I was starting it with my last post.

    So where we last left off the silly pregnant woman was not the least bit worried about the contractions.

    When. She. Should. Have. Been.

    Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuun

    Oh no. The S.P.W. was not in the least bit interested that those contractions may actually be doing something. No what she was thinking was. "I don't think I'll need it but maybe I should work on that hospital bag, get dinner going and shower." So she proceeded to half ass pack the bag and kinda sorta started one for the big sister to keep her occupied at the hospital.

    Nor did she give the least thought to the cat that suddenly had become her shadow during the night. I'm telling you animals they just KNOW things.

    But in less than an hour she was paying attention to those contractions. And trying to remember to breath and move not play dead.

    And dear god Alex WRITE DOWN THE FREAKING TIME! I think we need to time these again.

    And OWWWWWWWWWW..... You need to take over making dinner.





    I'm getting in the shower. Feed the Gabby.




    Just Shut up and write the TIME!!! They may want to know how often these Censored are happening.

    Dear God if this is happening I'm eating I don't care how bad I hurt. It's like a last meal. TIIIIIIIIIIIIME.

    Gabby go get Grandma.

    As a side note, Silly Pregnant Woman recommends packing your hospital bag, oh as soon as you get pregnant so you don't forget things. Like hairbrushes, and other things that make you feel human. Also she advises you not to assume that if this is your second child that it will be as big/small as it's older sibling. You will be WRONG. And need to send some one to get clothes that fit the baby.

    Also if you find yourself writing the times of the contractions less frequently as you are driven to the hospital, don't worry. They are not stopping. Oh No. They are saving up. Yes they are saving up to give you a sneak preview of what you will be dealing with in a few hours. And curse words, slight screaming may be expected. And Dear GOD whatever you do don't find yourself laughing at the kid in the backseat of the car next to you because of his shaggy haircut you actually thought the kid was a dog. That laughter will kick off another Preview Contraction.

    After stopping every couple of feet S.P.W. finally made it to the check in counter. And the MILES LONG walk down the hall to a room. And after the initial test to determine how dilated S.P.W. is
    (who barely kept from killing the nurse who gleefully announced that I was only dilated to a two (OMG Seriously she almost died that means pain and no change from the day before))

    To be continued....
    posted by Tc @ 9:52 AM  
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