I think I have an idea for a scary movie. Based off a true life story, trust me Mom's of toddlers every were will be scared out of their minds.
The set up.
Mother of a 3 year old desperately seeks sanctuary in the bathroom with out telling her child where she is going. She locks the door behind her and picks up that book she's been meaning to start reading and settles in to take care of business.
Movie affects.
Bathroom is one of the upper middle/lower upper class kind, the ones that are the size of most peoples bedrooms, garden tub, hot tub both with faucets in the shape of swans, a stand up shower, gold toilet, ton's of lit candles oils and other froo froo nonsense.
Script.
Mother: Just sits down and lets out a sigh of relaxation after a busy day.
Cut to Door:
A light tapping comes on the bathroom door.
Cut to Mom:
Mother: Looks up sharply with a hint of fear. Decides that if she's quiet maybe the knocker will go away.
Door:
The light tapping becomes a soft knock.
Cut to Mom:
Mother: Is clearly agitated, is hugging the book to her chest while holding her breath
Stay on Mom:
The knocking becomes more persistent
Voice on the other side of the door: Mom? Where are ewe?
Mother: Starts shaking her head no, and whispering a prayer of some sort under her breath. Obviously freighting, eyeing escape routes and places to hide.
Cut to Door:
Voice: Locked door knob is being twisted relentlessly, voice gets slightly deeper. Mom? Mommy, MOOOOOM ooooopen the door?!
Cut to Mom:
Mother: Sob escapes her Go... Go away, I'm busy
Cut to Door:
eerie light glowing all around the door frame, door starts to shake like a 500lb man is rushing it.
Voice: now sounds kinda like Satan. OPEN THE DOOR MOMMY!
Cut to Mom:
Hollywood miracle Mom is finished and walking toward the door slowly.
Mom swallows roughly and rips open the door to confront the demon.
Sweet Angelic looking Child: Going Potty? Wanna Play wif me Mommy?
Black Screen
So what do you think? The next blockbuster or what? Maybe in the sequal Mom could be taking a bath/shower.... I think Gabby could play the child, and ohhh Brad Pitt could play the part of the super sexy not much in the way of helpful dad, and Kate Winslet as the mom?
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Cute isn't it? Or if I can defy time lines and do as I wish, how about this combo? 
Did I mention that we are potty training? She is doing amazingly well too!!
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Now THAT was funny. Oh how I know that fear.