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| 6/24/2005 |
| Birthday reminder |
As a reminder about the birthday party on Saturday, it starts at 2pm we will be meeting at my apartment then moving down to the pool. I will have balloons on the balcony to help you find it. If you need directions just give us a call (if you call the old apt # it will give you the new # and my cell number has not changed).
Lots of luv and big hugs!! |
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| Friday Joke |
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you
don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a
diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the
computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten
seconds and costs ten dollars.a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the
computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in
warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and
daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to
Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
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| 6/22/2005 |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX!
Happy Birthday!
You entered: 6/22/1982
You were born on a Tuesday under the astrological sign Cancer.
Your Life path number is 3.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2445142.5
The golden number for 1982 is 7.
The epat number for 1982 is 5.
The year 1982 was not a leap year.
As of 6/22/2005 8:32:58 AM CDT.You are 23 years old.
You are 276 months old.
You are 1,200 weeks old.
You are 8,401 days old.
You are 201,632 hours old.
You are 12,097,952 minutes old.
You are 725,877,178 seconds old.
There are 365 days till your next birthday on which your cake will have 24 candles on it.
Those 24 candles produce 24 BTU's, or 6,048 calories of heat (that's only 6.0480 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.74 US ounces of water with that many candles.
Your birthstone is Alexandrite
The Mystical properties of Alexandrite
Alexandrite can assist one in centering the self, reinforcing self-esteem, and augmenting ones ability to experience joy.
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Pearl, Moonstone, Opal
Your birth tree is Fig Tree,
The sensibility very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.
The moon's phase on the day you were born was waxing crescent. |
| posted by Tc @ 5:18 PM |
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| If you are or want to be a Mommy |
| You need to go read this!!!! HERE I just about wet myself! |
| posted by Tc @ 2:39 PM |
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| 6/21/2005 |
| I'm BAAAAAAAACK!! |
Not only am I back but I now have a couch and tables in my living room!! And they look super spiffy!!
I don't really have much to tell. It was a long weekend and I feel like I need a vacation to recover from my vacation.
It has been decided that Gabby as a watery death wish. She is a very trusting and brave child. She ALWAYS assumes that someone will be there to catch her when she jumps.
Also as a reminder Alex's birthday party is THIS Saturday at 2pm at our apartment. Its a pool party and all that Jazz....
Ohhh you'll get to see my furniture!!
By the way Happy Belated Fathers Day!! |
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